Protagonist: (mentions local urban legend)
Bar band: (stops playing)
Everyone: (goes quiet)
Me, not noticing the silence and continuing loudly in the background: So yeah apparently now it’s “unacceptable” to scrub your ballsac in a public bathroom
Protagonist: (mentions local urban legend)
Bar band: (stops playing)
Everyone: (goes quiet)
Me, not noticing the silence and continuing loudly in the background: So yeah apparently now it’s “unacceptable” to scrub your ballsac in a public bathroom