hustlerose:

my next guest is……… rick and morty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(band plays)

haha hi rick and morty. ya look great. wow. rick and morty right here on my show Late Night with Conan O’Brien. it’s great to have you, rick and morty. 

well conan it’s great to be here. lemme tell you this is aBHURRP a gRRHeat opportunity for me. i’ve always wanted to be on a stupid lame talk show for idiot sheeple. 

enough talk, rick and morty. we both know why you’re here. my intellect is superior. i will destroy you, rick and morty. 

haha! you, conan? you’re even dumber than your audience and i can prove it with science. no further comment needed. 

(band starts playing battle music) 

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