types of gays: house edition (note: im using gay as an umbrella term!)
cottage gay: likes tea, artsy, good w plants, apologizes too much, dies every time someone complements them, lives in their own fantasies, doing their best but never thinks so
penthouse gay: art deco, expensive drinks, cherries and pomegranates, doesn’t close their blinds, knows the name of their barista, loves sunsets and fancy lingerie
castle gay: would have a closet for their capes, four-poster bed with three duvets, probably needs smelling salts, easily digresses, candles and dinner parties
lodge gay: reclusive, opens up to 3 (three) people in their entire lifetime, loves tapestries, hardworking, loves sleeping, could sit outside for hours, listens 2 folk music
tree house gay: has terrible handwriting, never too many throw pillows, constantly anxious, string lights and lava lamps, has taken a ceramic class, loves rice
kanye west is either drawing himself and kim as rick and morty or paying someone to draw him and kim as rick and morty and I’m not sure which is funnier
please god don’t vote independent in november, it’s not going to do shit
america is more bipartisan now than it has been in years and voting independent is at this point a complete waste of a vote, politically
“trump lost the popular vote and he still won because of the electoral college” there’s no fucking electoral college presiding over this election, and the white house isn’t going to look at the ten thousand or so people who voted independent out of 600 some million who voted democrat/republican and go “well i guess they have a point, let em have this win”
Soards 